edwardspoonhands:

fishingboatproceeds:

pottermorehousepride:

Gryffindor Pride

HUFFLEPUFF PRIDE!

Drug of choice: Food.

RAVENCLAW PRIDE

Drug of choice: Carl Sagan

fishingboatproceeds:

Step 1: Write about people who aren’t white.

Step 2: THERE IS NO STEP TWO.

You will very rarely see me curse, tumblypoos, but…but…I mean, what the fuck? How is this even possible? This reads like an Onion article.

To be clear, it is now ILLEGAL to teach de la Pena’s novel (which I’ve read…

fishingboatproceeds:

So Hank and I run or help run several businesses at the moment: Vidcon, DFTBA Records, the juggernaut that is 2-D Glasses, ecogeek, vlogbrothers, scishow, and crashcourse, as well as administering the nonprofit Foundation to Decrease Worldsuck. These are…

In which I make a gift for my future sister- and brother-in-law.

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lightmywitchstone:

The Malt in Our Bars: The story of a girl named Hazel whose grandmother’s death leaves her with the deed to a chocolate bar factory, where she contracts diabetes and, at her parents request, attends a support group for others like her.

I will never stop laughing at these.